There’s horse shoes in the boxing gloves, pool balls in their socks, the fight will never be fair my friend, their teeth are made of rocks.

There’s horse shoes in the boxing gloves,
pool balls in their socks,
the fight will never be fair my friend,
their teeth are made of rocks.

They’re coming through the ceiling,
falling down the stairs,
with their swan vesta strike earholes,
and brillo brillo hair.

they’ll take the door right off its hinges,
with power tools and blue syringes,

They’ll engage you in discourse,
with a full head of nails,
while sliming round your ankles,
with fingers made of snails.

Their eyes are made of ping pong balls,
arms like knotted string,
they’ll tell you they come in peace,
but that don’t mean a thing.

They’re as bas as bad wallpaper,
on a stormy night
flapping up and down the walls,
giving everyone a fright.

Hello, I must be going, thank you all so much for showing, I got high ‘cos you lifted me, we had a laugh, we shed a tear, we shared a glass or two of frothing beer, and oh! what an atmosphere. Hello, I must be going

Hello, I must be going,
thank you all so much for showing,
I got high ‘cos you lifted me,
we had a laugh, we shed a tear,
we shared a glass or two of frothing beer,
and oh! what an atmosphere.

Hello, I must be going.

The girl in the wedding dress, playing the machines, Just married, oh my, what a scene.

The girl in the wedding dress,
playing the machines,
Just married,
oh my, what a scene.

She got married in the star trek experience,
her husband escaped from the movie deliverance.

They celebrated with green vulcan cocktails,
now he’s behind her standing on there frock tails,
Gold fever zombies stare at the treasure of the south,
her credit cart jammed in the slot machines mouth.

Six cages roll by like a steam train,
a million bucks emptied then rolls back again.

Best advice: always be kind because every single person you meet is having a hard time. Hello I’m Suggs, an unusual fellow, sometimes loud I’m usually mellow. Introverted and quite shy, or larger than life, reaching for the sky.

Best advice: always be kind

because every single person you meet is having a hard time.

Hello I’m Suggs, an unusual fellow,

sometimes loud I’m usually mellow.

Introverted and quite shy,

or larger than life, reaching for the sky.

When I was a kid, I used to have dreams

of being normal, whatever that means.

I used to sit, sit feeling blue,

until I realised that everyone else did too.

That everybody is, basically the same.

The same fears and worries, the same pain/shame,

Sometimes scared inside and insecure

about nothing really, except there must be more.

More of what you are, of what you wanted to be.

The more you realise, the more you see

you are what you are, you are what you are.

A f#cked up, mixed up, shining star!

I was born in a dustbin, at the age of three.

Me myself and I make 27 Different personalities.

On the starting blocks, all ready for the race.

Names to follow, Wikipedia, if you need info.

X My name is Suggs.